liftedandgiftedd:

I have mastered the art of not giving a fuck about anything while simultaneously caring way too much about everything..

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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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wank-iero:

theres a guy on my facebook and every single status he puts up are just text posts from tumblr. Everyone thinks he’s quirky and original 

but i know

i know.

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phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

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corgabe:


earlblouse:


einsteinsface


Iceland; I salute you.


i can understand why this would seem like a great thing but the preacher still ended up leaving iceland with a sold out arena’s worth of profit. so, he technically benefitted without having to even perform.


Actually! The tickets were free and people just reserved them! Everyone wins except the preacher.

corgabe:

earlblouse:

einsteinsface

Iceland; I salute you.

i can understand why this would seem like a great thing but the preacher still ended up leaving iceland with a sold out arena’s worth of profit. so, he technically benefitted without having to even perform.

Actually! The tickets were free and people just reserved them! Everyone wins except the preacher.

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aussiewhor-e:

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